genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

"I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult."
words that just left my lips and describe my current life.  (via pcapaldiing) ←
thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

"I could be at Disneyland right now"
me everyday between 8am and 12 am (via sweggolas) ←

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home